Buffalo Wizards: Old Man Willakers

It's that time again, Jimmies! Introducing Sir Robert Bruce "Old Man" Moran-Willakers, the 22nd Dragon Sorcerer of the Rurikar Clan! He, who was once just a lumberjack from Awesometon, Canada, is now a warrior who faces the dreaded evils of the Zombie Horde time and time again, losing every time, but yet he still rises to the challenge to destroy the undead threat! When he is not fighting, he trains by going through the various regions of the Pokemon World, bonding closely with his Pokemon who have came to been known as the PHIJKCHU, and when they finally meet their match in battle and pass on, he remembers them fondly in his heart and continues his training with their spirits close at hand! Be it zombies, Reggie or inconvenient plot devices, he is an unstoppable force of Canadian might, magic and tuna!

Stay tuned for the next lancer! Its the sentient electronic shell that accompanies the Knight of the Nether Zisteau in the depths of the Super Hostile challenges!